Dilemmas and photographic evidence thereof.

Do I post photos of my dilemmas? I think maybe.

Dilemma #1. (aka The Rebound) The most recent Dilemma, with whom I’ve made out twice in the past week. Friends with Dilemma #2. Admittedly the Dilemma who is the least immediately physically attractive (but only because the others are just that hot), but who is definitely the funniest and would probably be the most appreciative. [photo removed]

Dilemma #2. (aka The Buddy) The Dilemma who is a good friend but is also wicked hot. Caught him staring at my ass last night, which, sadly, may have been the high point of my evening. After he left, intense text-message barrage trying to get me to hang out with him and Dilemma #1, whom he is trying to get me to date (he doesn’t know about make-out Sessions 1 or 2). [photo removed]

Dilemma #3. (aka The Painter) The Dilemma from a few months ago (and more recently from Dilemma #2’s party two weeks ago, when I kissed him [#3] on the dance floor, which neither #1 nor #2 knows) around whom I feel incredibly awkward because I swing from thinking he’s kind of creepy to finding him insanely attractive. This Dilemma also has the distinction of having slept with one of my high school friends, in whom he might still be interested, but also hitting on other of my friends. [photo removed]

Pursuant to the text-message interaction with Dilemma #2, which occurred simultaneously with an equally intense text-message exchange with Dilemma #1 (ironic because Dilemmas #1 and #2 were out dancing together), I decided it was too late and I was too tired to to get in a cab down to the LES (about a 30 min/$20 ride away) AND come all the way back home. Dilemma #2–annoyed because he really wants me and Dilemma #1 to hit it off (little does he know just how well we’ve hit it off) and I guess he felt like I was rejecting #1–actually suggested I stay over at #1’s apartment. I had to let him know I’m not that kind of girl (at least not right now, and not with friends of friends). Spoke with #1 on the phone to make sure he understood that I was simply tired and not being all coy, which he didn’t because he is no longer in high school (like #2 is). Pretty clear we’re both still recovering from breakups and are content to take it slowly and not rush into things. All in all, a very amusing night.